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DUDE THOSE CHOCOLATE PLATES IN THE WARM FRIDGE WERE DELICIOUS
Bro the Neisseria complements the hemin and NAD so well, bro. 

Was this made from fair trade cocoa? It actually tastes pretty processed though, I'm guessing a Hershey formulation? Actually I taste vomit, is it the butyric acid in the Hershey's chocolate or is it me? Bro?

I always though chocolate agar was pretty neat. Not just how it looks, but that all we needed to do to isolate Neisseria meningitidis and Haemophilus influenzae was be a curious creep and boil some blood. (Not actually boil but you get it.) Like hey wow all of a sudden now we have available hemin and NAD. Here you go you fastidious cretins. Grow. So I can tell these poor people they have pink eye... or worse.