F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

 Your EMR probably doesn't auto update. We've been done with those labs for 20 minutes now. We've moved on. We're doing something else. Press F5 to refresh the chart. Or the refresh button. Those beautiful laboratory numbers will populate with enthusiasm. 

Most of the time the person calling has a very poor tone, maybe even holier-than-thou. It's hard stifling when your laughter when you know the test has been done for ages now.