No You Don't Understand, Not THAT Coronavirus

 I would really hate to be that guy who somehow catches Coronavirus OC43, HKU1, 229E, or NL63 during all of this pandemic mess. Who is gonna believe this guy when he says "Well yes, but no" to the answer "So you have coronavirus?". Will organization's lack of knowledge cause this guy to be quarantined for 14 days even though he has a very mild virus?

I would feel almost ripped off. Like, I survived the coronavirus pandemic and all I got was this lousy...other coronavirus. At least you're not going to die, ey?